This is the enemy. This man, as far as I'm concerned, represents everything that's wrong with this messed up world.
What gave Martin Lewis the right to spread this heinous "advice"? Which authority made him the "expert"? More to the point, what kind of concept is "Money saving"?!
I'm sorry if I come across angry or brash, but this disease is just what is spitting at the heart of this great country's, nay, this great world's economy. Why should we let this man and his bunch of thrifty cheapskate idiots ruin everything we've grown to know and love?
So I say this;
Burn your Nectar cards,
Withdraw your life savings,
Buy your train tickets last minute at the station,
Withdraw your cash from ATM's in foreign countries,
Sort results by 'Price descending' not 'Price ascending',
AND IF YOU EVER SEE ANYONE PRINTING, OR CARRYING, OR GOD FORBID SITTING IN A RESTAURANT WITH A 2 FOR 1 VOUCHER, RIP OUT THEIR STILL BEATING HEART AND HOLD IT IN FRONT OF THEIR OWN EYES SO THEY CAN SEE HOW BLACK IT IS BEFORE THEY DIE.
This is our stance. We will not budge. Join me. Join us, for I know there are already thousands who have read this and decided this is their calling. Do not save your money, spend it like it was printed to be spent. And fucking enjoy it.
Chris.
